Bar Story

Some things are just tooo bad to not print.

Bar Story

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde
joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir,
I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you
should know
five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight
lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


(Thanks Brother Bill...YOU are the guy who insisted we put this on the webblog! No me, I'm just the technition.)